Verdukianism is a religion Frank, Lutz and Toofer made up in Season 4 episode 8, to avoid Kenneth's confusing Secret Santa.

They believe in:

  • The healing Power of Root Beer
  • that a man can have up to 9 wives if 2 of them are male.

Holidays include:

  • Merlinpeen- in which they always leave work early for the movies.
  • Holiday of Mouth Pleasures- free sausage pizza, followed by a gentle flossing preformed by a blonde virgin

Holiday decorations include a bowl of meat cubes with Jimmy Connors sticking out. Their famous Holiday song goes Oh, Meatbowl of Verduke,

You bring me such pizza.


Kenneth soon found out it was fake.