They believe in:
- The healing Power of Root Beer
- that a man can have up to 9 wives if 2 of them are male.
- Merlinpeen- in which they always leave work early for the movies.
- Holiday of Mouth Pleasures- free sausage pizza, followed by a gentle flossing preformed by a blonde virgin
Holiday decorations include a bowl of meat cubes with Jimmy Connors sticking out. Their famous Holiday song goes Oh, Meatbowl of Verduke,
You bring me such pizza.
Kenneth soon found out it was fake.